Facts of Life: 2009

“You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have the facts of life...”

The Bad
My rental car was vandalized.
They broke a window and stole the rental company’s GPS.
It is freakin’ -6°F…
Why they hell would someone be out there doing knucklehead things in those elements…

The Good
I have a new best friend on Myspace…
I know that me having a Myspace is moronic, but I have one.
My new best friend is my favorite celebrity not named Salma Hayek…
Her initials are JLH.